Ext. An abandoned factory. Night. Flashlight picks out plumpish figure in xmas jumper it is Cameron as Danish detective Sarah Lund.
LUND
Brock?
Nick Clegg as Brock - former lover of Lund hoping to rekindle old flame
BROCK
Hey you got the jumper - horsehair?
LUND
Dunno - it is quite soft ...it does have a whiff of the bordello about it?
BROCK
I meant as in Rebekka Brooks' ex-policehorse?
LUND
Well they'll flog secrets to press but let me say this : that's still rather a strong word...Thanks for sending Andrew Mitchell that folding bike.
BROCK
It wasn't supposed to be folding - how odd. I left it with his policeman friend outside...so another killing of another high st business - Comet eh?
LUND
Are we gonna arrest Darling again?
BROCK
We've already charged him three times - we can't go on blaming him for crimes he wasn't even in office for.
LUND
I will say this: don't be so sure about that. What about Farage?
BROCK
Can't be he would never be in a Danish show he loathes all foreign culture - by that he means anything invented since the 1950s like gay people or immigrants
LUND
What does Brix say?
BROCK
He is waiting for authorisation - look we think we've got Mr Big - the man behind the killing of the economy and the welfare state: Osborne's in the car. He's confessed but we can't prove it...where'd you get that gun?
LUND
Gove's got loads of spares. He's gonna use them when he drives past schools shooting Art teachers.
LUND shoots Osborne
BROCK (agitated)
Lund what have you done? Think Brock ...quick take this money - it's a tax rebate from Starbucks he had it in his back pocket... haven't counted it yet - he let them choose the amount... then get as quick as you can to Iceland
LUND
Because they don't have an extradition treaty with UK
BROCK
No cos if you don't get there sharpish they'll probably close down soon like everything else...
