Let us be partners in both economic and romantic senses
I've got a shared ownership key worker scheme here in my manbag
So we bought some nicorettes and pukka pies and walked off to look for Engerland
Kylie I said as we boarded the replacement bus service
Mottingham seems like a dream to me now
It took me four changes to get here from sevenoaks - it's the same all over Engerland
During the games on the bus there won't be any places unless you wear gaberdine pants with an open fly
Or grow a beard and talk like a member of CAMRA -
(skip to last verse)
Kylie I 've lost it I'm almost weeping; Martin Amis is leaving and I can't see why
Counting the noughts on the city boy bonuses - they can all get out Engerland
I would love to get this together by 29th as the thought of my Celtic fringe mates singing Engerland in the Duke tickles me...but it seems unlikely.
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