One day I want to walk th Appalchian trail, with my mandolin and write a song every night; this year we went to Swanage so I thought I'd write four songs in four days...this one's about Studland Bay - a very middle class beach or as I call it:
Gluten Free on Sea
Our Hats say kiss me quick but seek consent at every stage
Everything's fair trade except the Polish Nanny's wage
Take the bikes to the beach - well strapped to the Prius hybrid
Postcard to the rest wish you weren't here with your kids
There's at least 3 Harrys and Jasmyn and Jezzer
That's just the dogs the 12 sprogs are surfing over there
Put the shard in the shade with our sun tent while we soak
But we've set up in front of yes we're fairy trade folk
Bbq organic meat and organic cola and organic tea
Let our offspring do organic wee in the not so organic sea
Unitl it costs you dear a principle's not a principle
And you paid for our trip with the subsidy to our solar panels
Gluten free on sea - in the heart of the second homeland
Gentility sur mer - National Trust - afarians
Loco manufacturers - corfe castle
- Bagnall
- Baguley
- Beyer, Peacock and Company
- Hudswell Clarke
- John Fowler & Co.
- Kerr Stuart
- Vulcan
- ruston
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