Pastor Jones Rules OKKK

Pastor Jones Rules OKKK

Plans to burn copies of the Qu’ran show that for a certain demographic - racist vermin for instance - the iPad will never replace the book. Of course if we could download an App we could virtually burn any of the books Google are stealing from their authors and putting on line, offering a token micro-payment for their copyright - we could call it the Kindling.

I tried to burn Blair’s book but sadly it never caught fire (just like the narrative) - it merely hissed, giving off a sickly aroma of self justification and producing a cloud of choking smoke which made my eyes water like a rendee; the fug also obscured the events of the Iraq war which I guess is kind of the point.

Anyway Tony has pulled his gigs and joined the Pope on his stadium tour to help shift tickets in a desperate attempt to put bums on priests...sorry seats. The masses can hold aloft burning personalised letters of apology to all the abused children - when the Pope gets round to sending them. Give out those wristbands like they do at Festivals but make them more like rosary beads and force parents to  wear them to church unless they want their child to go to a school with poor people where they speak ninety different languages but not hypocritical middle class doublespeak- ooh Jasper needs pushing...so we had to get a tutor - for his Law degree.

Without the link to schools , churches would fold but even the tiny speck of accountability makes them preferable to academies. We are blessed with loads in Croydunne despite there being absolutely no guarantee they are better than the schools replaced.  Reading have one named after the owner of the local football team, John Madjeski. He is putting up who knows how much - the state is ponying up proportionately far more but guess what it is called? Clue: the answer is not Reading Taxpayers Hoping That Local schools Can Provide What We Want As Parents Academy. At least religious schools are named after proper martyrs who had to put in some genuine suffering before achieving such status, not merely flog some motors/ reinsurance. As a minimum, St MungoJerry  and the rest had to be boiled upside down in a vat of oil while having their liver pecked out by geese.

I feel Religions can at least offer some decent parables but when I read Murdoch tabloids moralising about the Rooney and Pakistan cricket cases, I struggle to keep my cornflakes down - there has to be a video of this kind of secret meeting -

Cameron

So Rupert you can fix it

Coulson

Course he can - we will win by 0.5% in key marginals in the South East

Cameron

How can you be sure

Coulson

Ashcroft has fixed it - throws large wads of cash on table - I tapped his phone too...

(Cut to election night broadcast announcing Basildon result)

Obviously when fixing elections, you do not need publicity. With enough money and after the failure of super injunctions you can always stop a book circulating by buying up all the copies for example Michael Wolff’s The Man Who Owns the News: Inside the Secret World of Rupert Murdoch...but how to destroy them...

Ext. Florida churchyard through the flames we see two figures

Disguised Rupert Murdoch at the side of a bonfire (aussie accent )

Here Pastor Jones take plenty of these- (hands him book)

Pastalldecency -

Your accent sure seems mighty funny you from round these parts?

Rupee -

Spent some time up there in the North...

Pastcaring   

Bet y’all glad to be back from Arkansas. Say why have all these Korean things got that Fox TV owner picture on the front? Is he Allah?

Rupes -

Sorry this white hood makes it real hard to hear - yes they’re all - ah - they’re all a burning