Free school song/ Occupiers

Always wanted to write a song which combined two into one - like Fleet Foxes and David Rawlings. So here it is the education medley the questions and the answers. Thoughts of transfer to school of your choice – choice as in get down on your knees and pray. With any luck an oligarch will both buy your football team and open an academy school in your area. Why are we so ungrateful about these ubermenschen: the Toby Youngs, Bransons  and Madjeskis of this world? Madjeski has an academy – he put up £2m ; the state is ponying up many times that year after year more but guess who it is named after?  Clue: not Reading Council. At least religious schools are named after martyrs– St BartolemeoinChainsandStMungoJerryInthe Summertime when the weather is fine  and the rest had to be canonised by a Pope for being boiled upside down in a vat of oil while having their liver pecked out by geese. Jordan - great role model - can empathise her nails sometimes break while this lot had 6 inch nails driven through their hands and feet - still a nail is a nail. So I have been commissioned to write the west london free school song

Free School song

Em riff

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In our uncommon rooms you'll learn how to say Caius and Magdalen

All students are placed in a house with a second in the sticks

Ecce homo we teach latin but not Latinos unless they're the fruits of dictatorships

Streep's  Iron lady film plays on a loop - covers  politics and history and daily worship

So you can locate tax havens for your money Geography and maths taught by KPMG

Ethics taught by phone hacking Sun -  Is it  toby  or not toby young?

Letters after his name BA LLD CANTAB hope I said that wrong

The honours board shows the prices of the suppers with dave per mbe (that's free schools meal happy deal)

Our mission statement is in Ancient Greek;  the accounts might as well be

England stole the marbles and Gove thieved the public funds

Ethnically cleansed of poverty and underclass flab

The free school there are no fees cool Cos we fleeced the pleb fools to pick up the tab

 

Occupiers - work in progress

Dm - Gm- Dm - C

Ours Honours board reads Seattle Genoa and St pauls

History includes the levellers and poll tax riots

In our Old school tie dye we perform our daily yoga

We don't have inter house sports but intersquats