We don't give out detention cos our kids are ace at dodging kettling
Hard for staff to spot whose fart disrupted the task when every student wears a guy fawkes mask
Only uniform apart from the Schoolbadge depicting a dog on string rampant
Along with the motto in Latin spare any change - death to all tyrants
Chorus
Occupiers occupiers - homework tonight
Stick in a pin in a map then Occupy it
Sports day is not interhouse but intersquat baseball cos we can say strike quite a lot
Like all good schools we teach themes - our current one is naked class hatred same as Harrow and Eton
Maths percentages only two sums 99 for us , And the one the remainder / the residue / the scum
No smoking but but biology allotment will barter good shrooms
School dinner 's a Vegan buffet served in the greenham common room
Occupiers we change the name of the term
After Arab and Bradford then insert name here spring
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